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everyone take a moment and look at how jeremy renner is standing.
okay bye.
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hellogreenworld:

awh. 
  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

I’ve had such a productive day

Played video games

cleaned out the guest room bc fam is visiting from Italy for a month

played more video games

got stuck in the Water Temple 

ordered chinese food

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